Iron Mike

y'all know that ain't my car.

I call it my 'Chillen Chilli'

I WUZ JUS MAKIN HOOJ POT OV CHILLI 4 MAH FRENZ BRITTANY, EMMA AN PIPR. IT HAS CORM, 2 DIFFERENT KINDZ OV BEANZ, CARROTS, VARIETY OV PEPPERS, TOMATOS, ONIONS, ANGUS BEEF, SMOKD POBLANO CHILI POWDR, CUMIN AN AGD CHEDDAR CHEEZ. I WENT 2 SLEEP LASTNITE AN TEH POT WUZ STILL SIMMERIN. I WOKE UP COUPLE OV HOURS LATR 2 HOUZ DAT SMELLD LIEK TEX-MEX MECCA AN I WUZ LIEK GURL, OH MAH LORD, I NEEDZ 2 GIT DIS POT OV TEH BURNERNS BUT INSTEAD I JUS WENT BAK 2 SLEEP. IT ENDD UP NOT BEAN DAT BAD AFTR ALL CUZ TEH EXTRA COUPLE OV HOURS DAT TEH POT OV CHILLI SIMMERD ON TEH STOOV JUS LET THEM FLAVORS MARRY 2 PERFECSHUN. PIPR AN EMMA WUZ SLEEPIN IN MAH ROOM LASTNITE AN I WUZ GETTIN REAL ANNOYD CUZ EMMA KEPT DIGGIN HER NAILS INTO MAH SOFA AN I WUZ REAL WORRID IN MAH HALF-ASLEEP STATE DAT SHE WUZ GOIN 2 MOOV 1 FOOT OVAR FRUM HER ORIGINAL LOCASHUN 2 MAH CAREFULLY LAID OUT NUDIE JEANZ FRUM SWEDEN AN START F&^%ING DOSE SHITS, I WUZ LIEK GURL, LORD CUZ WUT DO U DO IN SITUASHUN LIEK DAT? DO U SAY BRITTANY, UR KAT RUIND MAH 3 HUNDRD DOLLAR JEANZ, CAN U HOLLR AT SUM NEW ONEZ? YA RITE! GURL BE TAKIN MAH TWENTIEZ BAK WIF TEH QUICKNES. LORD. ANYWAYS U GUYZ LET ME GO AN CALL THEES PEEPS AT WERK. HAS ME FEELIN SUM KIND OV WAI, LORD.

Do I look like hern?

FAMILIAL/maternal instinct flare up/OH GOD!

Mom?

Mommy, circa 1971?

MA!?

Child Prooff? check. Piper Prooff? check. Meow (zedong) Prooff? questionable.

The best? Yes Ma'am! Let me recover this chair real quick.

E G G B L O C K

me: lord i have this appointment with dyanna tomorrow. i dont need my shit dyed yet. imma call and reschedule
Ronald: girl yo hair is so wonderful. hey girl also ima go to target tongiht if u trying to roll 11:18 AM
me: my roots aint botherin nobody yet
Ronald: ima get my some luxury lotions and some serious hand creme. yeah you should have rescheduled a while ago though, that shit be pissing people off

These are things that I need this winter: Work pants, TF duh!, motorbike TRU2?

HIZ HURR

NUFF SAID

In a mailbox near Drew

Sorry y'all ... you know I just be venting my frustrations and shit.

In a Mailbox Near You

my fantasy dinner party invitation which is no longer available fantasy winter dinner party? shall we? we'll make it bettern (invitation and parteenn)

CHANEL EATS

I'll make these tonight, Robby, IF YOU WOULD STOP TURNING DOWN THE FUCKING AC!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Tru2, UNKLE KARL, I feel you on that son.

Taking style cues from little tiny children.

HE WOULD.

Seen by Few, Shared with One

she hates

Mamma Pipes says, 'Hi' in Vintage Uglies

(Was) Feeling All Nostalgic n' Shit

Yesterday, Ron let me have the last of the Eastern Carolina BBQ he made this week. (I woulda said sompeen yesterday but I had the lazy luxury evening) Thought I'd commemorate the occasion with a picture from our younger days. Hatteras 04 Son So I toast(ed) this sammich** to you, girl. You is a better only child than I... ** Ron BBQ, 1 slice of toasted 'Award Winning Artisan Rosemary Olive Oil' bread from Harris Teeter (for the open face look), 1 tablespoon, wait no, 1 teaspoon of Veganese, lots of Texas Pete, Salt n' Peppa, and TA DA! oh, and girl, wash that shit down with some Acidophilus/Probiotics Supplement for the not so fat look.

Look at Ashley making a Brittany

my shoe her shoe

SHE WOULD, after I told her too ...

That Good Skin

I've successfully hidden all of my hand-me-down luxury skin products this evening. Everything with the following main ingredients: salicylic acid, obscure fruit acids, strange dirt from the dead sea, or sulfur, and, of course, ANYTHING talkin bout 'Deep Cleanse' this 'Gentle Glycolic Peel' that is out of sight and hopefully out of mind. Girl, no YSL Instant Purr or Bliss Spa fo yo ass. Girl, sorry, you know I just got to make these products last for 10 years and pretend the ingredients are still active. I'm tryina have that Good Skin. I better not come home unexpectedly to find you laying around with a green fucking face. I will murder.

Robby made me watch two DVDs of GOSSIP GIRL last night.

The Unknown

Spent twenty minutes rasterbating at work yesterday... This shot is going above my bed. Now, Ron wants to rasterbate. He would.

You are the wave, I the naked island

Fall 09 Inspiration