Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Chicken Sal

me: we need to go to le farm sometime soon
  la farm
  bakery
9:45 AM Ronald: yeah i like that place
  my mom be going theren
 me: lets have a yogart based chicken salad
  yogurt
 Ronald: with dill, capers and red grapes
9:46 AM i would prolly do greek yogurt, lemon juice, olive oil, 1 tbsp mayonaisse, dill, capers, red grapes, celery and tons of coarsely ground black peppern
 me: no mayo
  yeah
  lets make that shit
9:47 AM Ronald: brittany shut up, 1 tbsp ... it needs it for tang
 me: thats why you hadda lemon
  no mayo
  it can be done
  just do it
  you aint got to be glutton
 Ronald: brittany, you need to stop ... that entire dressing will break w/out 1 tbsp of mayonaisse ... it aids in the emulsification
  and mayo is not gluttenous
9:48 AM do you know what 1 tbsp looks like?
 me: yeah but im tryina look healthy
  i feel gross bodya righ tnow
 Ronald: yeah girl and there is nothign wrong with 1 tbsp of mayonaisse ... that is prolly 60 calories and 2 g of healthy fats in the entire dressing
  just stop
9:49 AM if you want that i will make a list of the things we need ... you need to pick up chicken breasts bone-in/skin-on so that i can roast them and then pick the chicken
  for the flavor and moist
  • THAT YUM
  • salted and peppered oven roasted chicken breasts
  • seedless red grapes
  • granny smith apples
  • black walnuts
  • greek yogurt
  • olive oil
  • lemon juice
  • black pepper 
  • dill

mmericano! mmericano


Tu vuò fa l' americano!
YOU WANT TO BE AMERICAN
mmericano! mmericano
AMERICAN, AMERICAN
siente a me, chi t' ho fa fa?
WHO MAKES YOU DO THAT
tu vuoi vivere alla moda
YOU WANT TO FOLLOW THE FASHION
ma se bevi whisky and soda
BUT IF YOU DRINK WHISKY AND SODA
po' te sente 'e disturbà.
YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE DISTURBED.

Tu abballe 'o roccorol
YOU DANCE ROCK'N'ROLL
tu giochi al basebal '
YOU PLAY BASEBALL
ma 'e solde pe' Camel
BUT THE MONEY TO BUY CAMEL CIGARETTS
chi te li dà? ...
WHO GIVES THEM TO YOU?
La borsetta di mammà!
YOUR MOTHER'S PURSE!