I call it my 'Chillen Chilli'

I WUZ JUS MAKIN HOOJ POT OV CHILLI 4 MAH FRENZ BRITTANY, EMMA AN PIPR. IT HAS CORM, 2 DIFFERENT KINDZ OV BEANZ, CARROTS, VARIETY OV PEPPERS, TOMATOS, ONIONS, ANGUS BEEF, SMOKD POBLANO CHILI POWDR, CUMIN AN AGD CHEDDAR CHEEZ. I WENT 2 SLEEP LASTNITE AN TEH POT WUZ STILL SIMMERIN. I WOKE UP COUPLE OV HOURS LATR 2 HOUZ DAT SMELLD LIEK TEX-MEX MECCA AN I WUZ LIEK GURL, OH MAH LORD, I NEEDZ 2 GIT DIS POT OV TEH BURNERNS BUT INSTEAD I JUS WENT BAK 2 SLEEP. IT ENDD UP NOT BEAN DAT BAD AFTR ALL CUZ TEH EXTRA COUPLE OV HOURS DAT TEH POT OV CHILLI SIMMERD ON TEH STOOV JUS LET THEM FLAVORS MARRY 2 PERFECSHUN. PIPR AN EMMA WUZ SLEEPIN IN MAH ROOM LASTNITE AN I WUZ GETTIN REAL ANNOYD CUZ EMMA KEPT DIGGIN HER NAILS INTO MAH SOFA AN I WUZ REAL WORRID IN MAH HALF-ASLEEP STATE DAT SHE WUZ GOIN 2 MOOV 1 FOOT OVAR FRUM HER ORIGINAL LOCASHUN 2 MAH CAREFULLY LAID OUT NUDIE JEANZ FRUM SWEDEN AN START F&^%ING DOSE SHITS, I WUZ LIEK GURL, LORD CUZ WUT DO U DO IN SITUASHUN LIEK DAT? DO U SAY BRITTANY, UR KAT RUIND MAH 3 HUNDRD DOLLAR JEANZ, CAN U HOLLR AT SUM NEW ONEZ? YA RITE! GURL BE TAKIN MAH TWENTIEZ BAK WIF TEH QUICKNES. LORD. ANYWAYS U GUYZ LET ME GO AN CALL THEES PEEPS AT WERK. HAS ME FEELIN SUM KIND OV WAI, LORD.