Thursday, September 10, 2009

That Good Skin

I've successfully hidden all of my hand-me-down luxury skin products this evening. Everything with the following main ingredients: salicylic acid, obscure fruit acids, strange dirt from the dead sea, or sulfur, and, of course, ANYTHING talkin bout 'Deep Cleanse' this 'Gentle Glycolic Peel' that is out of sight and hopefully out of mind. Girl, no YSL Instant Purr or Bliss Spa fo yo ass. Girl, sorry, you know I just got to make these products last for 10 years and pretend the ingredients are still active. I'm tryina have that Good Skin. I better not come home unexpectedly to find you laying around with a green fucking face. I will murder.

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