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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

the impossible cool-n

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”Winston Churchill

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Chicken Sal

me: we need to go to le farm sometime soon

la farm

bakery

9:45 AM Ronald: yeah i like that place

my mom be going theren

me: lets have a yogart based chicken salad

yogurt

Ronald: with dill, capers and red grapes

9:46 AM i would prolly do greek yogurt, lemon juice, olive oil, 1 tbsp mayonaisse, dill, capers, red grapes, celery and tons of coarsely ground black peppern

me: no mayo

yeah

lets make that shit

9:47 AM Ronald: brittany shut up, 1 tbsp ... it needs it for tang

me: thats why you hadda lemon

no mayo

it can be done

just do it

you aint got to be glutton

Ronald: brittany, you need to stop ... that entire dressing will break w/out 1 tbsp of mayonaisse ... it aids in the emulsification

and mayo is not gluttenous

9:48 AM do you know what 1 tbsp looks like?

me: yeah but im tryina look healthy

i feel gross bodya righ tnow

Ronald: yeah girl and there is nothign wrong with 1 tbsp of mayonaisse ... that is prolly 60 calories and 2 g of healthy fats in the entire dressing

just stop

9:49 AM if you want that i will make a list of the things we need ... you need to pick up chicken breasts bone-in/skin-on so that i can roast them and then pick the chicken

for the flavor and moist

THAT YUM
salted and peppered oven roasted chicken breasts
seedless red grapes
granny smith apples
black walnuts
greek yogurt
olive oil
lemon juice
black pepper
dill

Tu vuò fa l' americano!
YOU WANT TO BE AMERICAN
mmericano! mmericano
AMERICAN, AMERICAN
siente a me, chi t' ho fa fa?
WHO MAKES YOU DO THAT
tu vuoi vivere alla moda
YOU WANT TO FOLLOW THE FASHION
ma se bevi whisky and soda
BUT IF YOU DRINK WHISKY AND SODA
po' te sente 'e disturbà.
YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE DISTURBED.

Tu abballe 'o roccorol
YOU DANCE ROCK'N'ROLL
tu giochi al basebal '
YOU PLAY BASEBALL
ma 'e solde pe' Camel
BUT THE MONEY TO BUY CAMEL CIGARETTS
chi te li dà? ...
WHO GIVES THEM TO YOU?
La borsetta di mammà!
YOUR MOTHER'S PURSE!