In Vintage Uglies ...

Mom! Where’s my jacket? I’ve looked everywhere Under the bed, Over the chair In the hall in the kitchen all the way up the stair Mom! Where’s my jacket? I’ve looked everywhere Mom! Where’s my jacket? Can’t find it I quit Somebody took it Probly don’t fit They were after the patches, Call 911 Let the cops find my jacket Cause I can’t I’m done I’ve looked on the ceiling I’ve looked on the floor Don’t say keep trying I can’t try anymore Why would anyone take it it just isn’t fair Mom! Where’s my jacket? I’ve looked everywhere Have I looked in the closet? Oh don’t put me down. Do you think I’m that stupid? Do you think I’m a clown? Okay, I’ll try it. Hey Mama I swear! It’s up on a hanger Well who’d put it there? I’d like to keep talking for this has been fun But the bus is outside now and I’ve gotta run Have a really good day Mom and I love you a bunch Gotta go wait a minute! Hey Mom! Where’s my lunch?